Percakapan Dokter Dan Pasien (English version)

Ini saya buat untuk kekasih saya gan,,,heheheh ^^

indonesia version

Dokter : "sakit apa anda?"

Pasien : "saya sakit flu, dokter."

Dokter : "sudah berapa lama anda sakit flu?"

Pasien : "saya mengalami flu sejak satu minggu yang lalu."

Dokter : "apa anda mengalami demam yang tinggi juga?"

Pasien : "iya, dokter."

Dokter : "apa sebelumnya anda sudah berobat ke rumah sakit?"

Pasien : "belum pernah, dokter."

Dokter : "kalau begitu, anda akan saya periksa, oke?"

Pasien : "oke dokter."

(setelah beberapa menit proses pemeriksaan tubuh pasien)

Pasien : "bagaimana dokter?"

Dokter : "menurut saya anda mengalami gejala awal penyakit demam berdarah."

Pasien : "anda serius, dokter?"

Dokter : "ya, sebaiknya anda segera dirawat di rumah sakit."

Pasien : "ya sudah jika begitu, besok saya akan pergi ke rumah sakit terdekat. Terima kasih banyak dokter."

Dokter : "sama - sama. semoga anda segera sembuh."

Pasien : "ya dokter."


English Version 

Doctor : "What is wrong with you, sir?" 

Patients : "I got the flu, doc."

Doctor : "How long have you had the flu?"

Patients : "I had the flu since a week ago."

Doctor : "What you are experiencing a high fever, too?"

Patients : "Yes, doc."

Doctor : "What you previously have been treated at the hospital?"

Patients : "Not yet, doc."

Doctor : "If that, first I will check your body, okay?"

Patients : "Okay doc."

(After a few minutes the process of checking a patient's body)

Patients : "How doc?"

Doctor : "I think you are experiencing early symptoms of dengue fever."

Patients : "You're serious, doc?"

Doctor : "Yes, you should be hospitalized immediately."

Patients : "Yes already, if so, tomorrow I will go to the nearest hospital. Thank you so much doc."

Doctor : "You're welcome. I hope you get well soon."

Patients : "Yes doc." 

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Giant Iceberg Finally Broken

A giant iceberg (iceberg) is moving toward the southwestern part of mainland Australia broke into hundreds of small chunks. Hundreds of the iceberg that moved into the warm temperate marine navigation feared disturbing voyage.

Giant iceberg called satellite B17B found approximately 1,100 miles (1.700 km) in the mid-west of Australia last week.

Experts Glaciology Australian Antarctic Division (ADD), Neal Young explained, a giant ice has melted and shrunk from the size of the original. Initially, a large iceberg 140 square kilometer (54 square miles).

A few days after he was found, smaller iceberg the size of a 115 square kilometer (44 square miles) with a length of 18 kilometers (11 miles) wide and 8 kilometers (5 miles).

Giant ice is then broken down into hundreds of small chunks the size of several kilometers wide. Hundreds of ice spread over some 1,000 kilometers (620 miles) in waters near Australia. Australian Bureau of Meteorology warning and announced the voyage. Hundreds of the iceberg when threatened cruise ship hit ice beneath the surface of the water.

According to Young, hundreds of ice will melt because the temperature of the sea or washed up to the east. "I expect this ice will melt," said Young. But he could not specify when the ice was completely melted.

Giant icebergs originated from mainland Antarctica (South Pole) which broke out in 2000. Inland ice broke into two parts, the mainland Ross and Ronne ice. Last month, hundreds of ice also appear in the waters around New Zealand. But the ocean currents and winds pushing the ice moves away from New Zealand to the east.

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"All About Indonesia" Indonesian People Compulsory reading this article!

 Indonesia Republic of Indonesia or the Indonesian abbreviation is a country in Southeast Asia, is located on the equator and located between Asia and Australia and between the Pacific and Indian Ocean. Because it lies between two continents and two oceans, he also called Nusantara (Archipelago Between). Consists of 17,508 islands, Indonesia is the largest archipelago country in the world. With populations of 222 million people in 2006, Indonesia is the fourth most populous country in the world and the country's largest Muslim populations in the world, although officially it is not an Islamic state. Form of government of Indonesia is a republic, the House of Representatives and directly elected president. Jakarta is the capital city. Indonesia is bordered by Malaysia on Borneo island, with Papua New Guinea on the island of Papua and East Timor on the island of Timor. Other neighboring countries include Singapore, Philippines, Australia, and the union territory of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands in India.

Indonesian history has been influenced by other nations. Indonesian archipelago became an important trade region since at least the 7th century, when the Srivijaya Kingdom religious relations and trade with China and India. Kingdoms of Hinduism and Buddhism have developed in the early Christian era, followed the traders who brought Islam, and various European powers fought one another to monopolize the spice trade in the Moluccas during the era of ocean exploration. After being under Dutch rule, Indonesia declared its independence at the end of World War II. Indonesia next challenged by natural disasters, corruption, separatism, the process of democratization and the period of rapid economic change.

From Sabang to Merauke, Indonesia consists of various ethnic, linguistic and religious differences. The Javanese are the largest ethnic group and most politically dominant. Indonesia's national motto, "Diversity single ika" ( "Diversity remains one"), means the diversity that shapes the country. Besides having a big population and a dense region, Indonesia has a natural area that supports the level of biodiversity in the world's second largest.

The word "Indonesia" is derived from the Latin Indus, meaning "Indian" and the word in Greek nesos, meaning "island". So, the word means the territory of East Indonesia islands, or islands in the Indies, which indicates that this name formed long before Indonesia became a sovereign state. In 1850, George Earl, a British ethologist, originally proposed the term Indunesia and Malayunesia to residents "Indian Archipelago or Malayan Archipelago". Pupils from Earl, James Richardson Logan, used Indonesia as a synonym for the word of the Indian Archipelago. However, Dutch academics writing in the media the Dutch East Indies Indonesia does not use the word, but the terms Malay Archipelago (Maleische Archipel); Dutch East Indies (Nederlandsch Oost Indië), or the Indies (Indie); East (de Oost); and even Insulinde (this term Introduced in 1860 in the novel Max Havelaar (1859), written by Multatuli, the criticism of Dutch colonialism).

From 1900, the name Indonesia became more common in academic circles outside the Netherlands, and Indonesian nationalist groups adopted it for political expression. Adolf Bastian, of the University of Berlin popularize this name through the book Indonesien oder die Inseln des Malayischen Archipels, 1884-1894. Indonesia's first students to use is Suwardi Suryaningrat (Ki Hajar Dewantara), when he founded the Dutch news agency named Englisch Press Bureau in the year 1913. 

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Stone moon Neil Armstrong was a fake!!

 Stone moon Neil Armstrong was a fake!!

USA superpower which claims that one of its citizens named Neil Armstrong first CS person traveling to the moon and successfully brought the stone from the moon. good look stone in the photo, fine clay texture detail, stone or wood that ?!?!?!?!

Maybe this is the biggest mass victimization in human history now and this also reinforces the theory that the dubious conspiracy Apollo missions to the moon did not exist until the month as recorded in human history. During this time many peculiarities, from peculiarities revealed by these conspiracy theories like the American flag flying in empty space, astronauts and other images.

Dutch National Museum that holds a stone gift from astronaut Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin after making a claim that investivigasi stone in the claims came from the moon are just a pile of wood that were hard or stony.

Dutch National Museum received this stone after the death of Dutch Prime Minister Willem Dreesman in 1988. Such delivery is actually a personal souvenir of the Prime Minister handed over by the United States ambassador in the Netherlands J. William Middendorf at that accompanied the Apollo 11 astronauts brought rocks from the moon.

It never occurred previous to doubt the authenticity of the stone because the stone had been given directly by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the United States. A geology expert Frank Beunk from Amsterdam's Free University assess the stone does look beautiful but very doubtful if the claims that it obtained from the moon.

Well, how can ya man lied universal, all this even in the history of the world, like the history of the current can be many made after previously adjusted to the interests of existing authorities at the time.

so what we must believe it with an existing history or we need to think critically for it?! the answer is in your hands as an object of history.

Source : http://kartolocyber.blogspot.com/200...-are-fake.html

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Primeval condoms ..

 Primeval condoms ..

Condoms are one of the oldest types of various kinds of contraceptives that developed in these modern times. Tool based rubber processing was first introduced around 1000 years BC by the Egyptian people. A named Gabrielle Fallopius experimented making condoms in 1500, he was developing nationality Italy condoms made of linen material to prevent transmission of venereal disease in men.
Along with the development time of condoms began to be developed and change of linen material to condoms made from sheep intestines. This is evidenced by the discovery of the remains of condoms in the ruins Dudle Castle, near Birmingham, England. It is estimated that the development of condoms in the UK began in 1640, at the time war broke out between followers of Oliver Cromwell with the soldiers of King Charles I, because they are a long war then, involves a lot of sex workers and caused a lot of venereal disease transmission occurred that resulted in weakening the power gempur troops. Royal physicians to address to make the protective order to protect the genitals of the soldiers, who called Condom.
There are so many versions about the origins of the name "condom", some say the name is taken from the name of a physician and there is also the opinion that the name is the name of a Colonel. But finally it was agreed that the name "condom" is derived from the Latin "Condon" which means the container.
Rubber condom revolution began in 1839. When that Charles Goodyear discovered vulcanization of tires ways. In 1844, condom patents obtained by Charles Goodyear.Tahun 1894, Goodyear and Hancock began to mass-produce condoms made of rubber with a reverse divulkanisasikan crude rubber into a strong elasticity.
Unfortunately in 1960 the role of condoms began to be ignored, this is because many women in that era that demands equal rights with men that is, free to perform a sexual relationship outside of marriage with anyone.
The impact of that is the men do not want to have intercourse with commercial sex workers who notabanenya "Dirty", the people of this Adam prefers having sex with ordinary women who are considered more "clean" of the disease, so that the condom felt useless. In the year 1980 began to rise pamornya condoms, because new viruses spread of HIV AIDS at the time and felt the condom can be an instrument that can be overcoming.
Until now, the condom has a lot to evolve, with a variety of flavors and shapes to be more convenient to use and more varied in giving the sensation of having sex, even in the era of 1990 to 2000 has been introduced to female condoms as well or better known as Fimidom. But until this moment there are still many people who do not want to wear safety equipment that has a long history of this.

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This is an Indonesian national team players vent .... Very making moved!!

 This is an Indonesian national team players vent .... Very making moved!!

 When the national team defeated the supporters of Indonesia will continue to ask "when winning well??"
When a national team players playing badly they will scold the player
When the national team and likewise not win they will shout it buabarkan League ...
Though they had fought hard for victory.
Consider a player wrote curhatan our national team, known for its call Bepe



 
Vent Bepe

Soldiers and Prisoners

As a national soccer player, I or we rather spend more time outside the city and even abroad. In contrast to when we were at the club, the National Team of our schedule is very tight and orderly. All players must stay in the dorms either in Jakarta or in whatever city we are. Thus we automatically have less time to meet with the family. We're just going to see family when they came to visit during the day, it was limited time because we had to break to practice back in the late afternoon. Especially if we have to do or TC's visit abroad, sometimes takes 2 weeks or 1 month. Psychologically so it more or less psychologically disturbing us, especially for those who have a family ...

I remember when one afternoon, we were in Oman with the National Team. One afternoon my roommate, Ponaryo Astaman looked nervous. Several times he spoke with his wife by telephone, from his tone it seems very serious. Long story short, it turns out the child's high fever Ponaryo in Jakarta. As a father of course is very fair if he was nervous, but what he can do right now. Great distance makes him only monitor the phone. Maybe a different story if he had a fever when his son was at home, would he be able to do something to cure her or at least psychologically being a father will be able to be the fruit of his heart medication ...

Another story comes from the Word Utina, one afternoon when I was in Myanmar, Aliyudin, Charis and Ismed were playing dominoes in my room, suddenly the word go and bekata "Damn, boy I want to talk guns at me now", "Loh why Man ...?? "Ismed replied," Yes, he said papa liar, he says tomorrow home but co guns come home, I want to cry dengernya ", explained the Word ...

Quarter three money with me. One time when I just returned from a visit with the National Team for 2 weeks in Oman, I've experienced something that made me shed tears. When it returned from Oman, we were only given 24 hours to meet the family, for 5 days then we will deal with Australia in Jakarta.

A short time that I actually spent with my family, it is a 24-hour time very, very short. The next day I had to re-join at the Hotel Sultan where the National Team to the concentration of training, during the trip my son smallest Syaura sitting on my lap, and resilience at all if he did not want to get rid of me at that time. When I entered the car park at the hotel and finally stopped, I Syaura began to move my wife's lap ...

When it Syaura asked "Cheeks wanted ..??", where I had to answer" yes first goal Cheek, Cheek home tonight ya .. "Without answering Syaura started hugging my wife and started looking in his eyes filling with water, my wife would say "Udah pi aja way, the cry for a while." With a little weight I began to get out of the car, the windshield was opened and, standing in my wife's lap, began waving his hands Syaura even looks a little forced. The car is slowly starting to walk and was still Syaura waved body position slightly protruded from the glass door of the car ...

Source : http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=2849827

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Most shocking prophecy of this century, October 2015 Imam Mahdi Will Come

Most shocking prophecy of this century, October 2015 Imam Mahdi Will Come

Book "Most shocking prophecy of this century, October 2015 Imam Mahdi Will Come" Book "Most shocking prophecy of this century, October 2015 Imam Mahdi Will Come" or 2015-Imad (So I menyingkatnya) contains a variety of predictions about Bolushi Jaber final day with reference to the specific calculations in the Qur'an and Hadith to link to, legal opinions and sayings of the Prophet Muhammad, his holy family and their followers, especially among the Shi'a. Jaber Bolushi not forget also combine this with some predictions of the Old Testament and New Testament in connection with the destruction of Israel, the expulsion of the Palestinian people, disasters in the Arabian peninsula, the collapse of the papacy in the Vatican, the World War 3, the destruction of al-Aqsa mosque and turunya Isa al-Masih.

The results of calculations are then woven with modern scientific studies about Doomsday predictions fall through a meteor / asteroid certain (in the appendix publisher 285 pages s / d 294 news published some quotes from Kompas CyberMedia, but it is also referred to disejumlah page coverage of http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/arabic/news site and www.aljazeera.net)

Calculation of the numbers reveal themselves by the method Jaber al-journals al-taqlidi and al-journals al-Saghir, a counting mechanism that developed in the Arabic tradition.

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Friendster has been bought by Malaysia!!!!

Don't check your calendar, it is actually 2009, and we have some news about ... Friendster? Founded way, way back in 2001 (before Facebook was even a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye), Friendster was one of the original social networks. It was outpaced by competitors like MySpace and Facebook, though, and didn't show up in the public consciousness as anything but a punchline for years. Well, now Friendster has revamped, resuscitated its brand, and sold to Malaysian payments company MOL for a rumored $100 mil.

Why would anyone buy Friendster with actual money? Well, Friendster's gotten big in Asia while Americans have been busy booking faces and my-ing spaces. Specifically, it's 75 million users big in the region. On top of that, MOL had already partnered with Friendster on the site's payment system, Friendster Wallet. Equipped with Friendster's newly-revamped website, MOL is going after the Asian teen market. This old social network might have plenty of life left in it after all.

Source : http://www.downloadsquad.com/2009/12...ws-friendster/

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Want to Luxury Living, 25% Bitch Sukabumi is School Students!

Want to Luxury Living, 25% Bitch Sukabumi is School Students!
 
Approximately 25 percent of 239 female sex workers (WPS) directly in Sukabumi, West Java, came from the students caused by the desire to live well.
(Antaranews-Jakarta, December 2, 2009)

As many as 20 students of a junior high school in Tambora, West Jakarta, often hung waiting for the man who seeks naughty women in prostitution wild locations. The girls are desperate plunge into the world of the night to have the money and mobile phones last model.
(Compass-Sukabumi, December 27, 2008.)

Source : http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=2936455

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Eight Myths One of the Sperm

A study found that male semen contains a chemical composition useful for the body. This study proved the assumption wrong cause and is believed to be by some women. Men's sperm has a chemical composition, but experts do not justify it scientifically, although it myths can not be blamed. Provided that the sperm are not infectious, you can only believe that myth in practice. Here, Media Women will give some indication of the wrong sperm myths with explanation.

·       Men who have said to dilute the sperm infertile

Is one big myth, do not determine keenceran sperm of a man's fertility. Male fertility is determined by the number and movement of sperm and content in it.

·       Sperm is acne drug

Is one big myth, only stupid people who believe it. Male sperm containing no hormones smooth skin maker.

·       Ageless make

This is not true. Sperm of a man who does not have merit as an ageless medicine.

·       Not out of sperm, had suffered a gross disease

This myth is not true at all. This may have happened because valves regulating the male genital damage. Another reason, a man after undergoing prostate surgery is often not able to close the valve to the bladder channel when ejaculation. Therefore, sperm will flow into the bladder instead of out through the genital tract. Genital nerve disorders can also because men are not able to remove sperm.

·       Sperm can not penetrate the clothing

Possibility of a pregnancy still exists. Because spermatozoa or germ cells measuring a few microns. The measure allows the sperm to pass through clothing in men and women.

·       Interrupted intercourse to no risk of pregnancy

Pregnancy risk still exists, because although he has not ejaculate (sperm out because they reach orgasm), the liquid that came out early during peak erection and when he aroused already contains the seed cells. So there is a possibility before the penis is pulled out the possibility of seeds were taken inside. And pregnancy can occur.

·       Vasectomy, sperm are no longer issued

Men who had divasektomi though, kept going out of sperm, only sperm content has been transformed into resins that out of the glans penis.

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Related 2012, Citizens made Alms Mount

The issue will occur at the end of 2012 was taken seriously by the residents on the slopes of Mount Menoreh, Magelang regency, Central Java. They held a prayer service activities that are packed in the mountain tradition of charity, Tuesday (24/11) afternoon. Muryanto According to Aris, as committee chairman, said the activity was aimed at lifting the economy of the villagers for a better life than now, and reminded the villagers to keep conserving cultural heritage of this ancestor. "In addition, mountain alms is also intended to prevent or delay the end of 2012 was widely so highly in the public discussion lately," said Aris. The event itself begins the procession of about 1000 residents who walk to the local village hall and continued praying together and cut cone.

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Number of people densus 1 In 88!

Karnavian Tito is a genius police officer, who managed to dismantle a terrorist network leader Moch Noordin Top. Tito Karnavian Kombes promoted to Brigadier General and was promoted to Chief densus 88. Tito Karnavian replaces Brig (Pol) Saut Usman Nasution, who served as Director I and Transnational Security Police Criminal Investigation Body. Karnavian birth Tito Palembang, South Sumatra, October 26, is an education Palembang SMA Negeri 2. Tito Akabri continuing education in 1987. Tito finished education at the University of Exeter in England in 1993 and earned an MA in Police Studies, and completed university education in Police Science (PTIK) in Jakarta in 1996 and took the S-1 in the field of Police Studies. Tito Karnavian also completed education at Massey University Auckland in New Zealand in 1998 in the areas of Strategic Studies, and the following education at Nanyang Technological University, Singapore, in 2008 as a PhD candidate in the field of Strategic Studies. Tito's career in the police quickly dashed thanks to achievement. In 2001, Tito led the team that captured Cobra Hutomo Mandala Putra, aka Tommy Suharto, son of (former) President Suharto. Thanks to the successful arrest Tommy, Tito including police who had extraordinary promotion.

In 2004, when 88 densus formed to dismantle terrorist networks in Indonesia, Tito Karnavian then served Ajun Commissioner Large (AKBP) leads a team of 75 personnel. This anti-terror unit formed by the Metro Jaya police chief (then) Inspector General Firman Gani. Tito also includes police who promoted extraordinary moment in the team densus 88 anti-terror, a crippling terrorist Dr Azahari and his group in Batu, Malang, East Java, 9 November 2005. densus 88 also managed to catch 19 of the 29 residents who signed in Poso DPO in Poso Kota subdistrict, January 2, 2007. Tito and some other police officers also successfully dismantle the conflict in Poso and arrested the people involved behind the conflict.

The discovery of terrorist networks in Indonesia in recent years, including terrorist siege in Solo on September 17, 2009, which killed four people, including one in which Moch Noordin Top. Genius of Tito in the presence of Noordin sniff that made Tito promoted Karnavian back. Tito has become the number one in densus 88, anti-terror detachment of Police Headquarters. Five years ago, the ranking AKBP Tito also led anti-terror unit was small, which later evolved into special detachment.

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History of Civil Defense

Civil Defense (Civil Defense) has been assumed as a professional person in a security environment, mainly rural, with a green uniform and a green hat with boots and gun clubs who are always hanging around his waist. Sometimes a Civil Defense looks identical to the so ridiculous, just look at some film or soap opera involving the Civil Defense in it, a village elder or the district head runner who sometimes misguided. Actually, the existence of Civil Defense has Wampahankam regulated through Decree No. M1/72/1962 dated 19 April 1962. Civil Defense itself has actually existed since the Netherlands Indies, which was formed to deal with the Japanese attack, which was then called 'Light Buscherming Dients' (NQ BA).

During Japanese rule, NQ BA used to deal with attacks from the allies and for the mobilization of the people. Environmental organization in the smallest communities formed with the title GJMI or RT and is now the Civil Defense. At the time of independence, the format of its existence is public participation to end colonialism in Indonesia. All layers of society in the 'heartland' to give support in a battlefield. Activities 'back line' is that the Civil Defense functions of public protection.

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Accelerating modem

Did you know that the speed of your Internet connection can be increased by changing a few specific settings in Windows? Although it's a lot of software to speed up internet connection I think you have nothing to lose to know how to speed up a "manual" as listed below:

·         First way 1). From the Control Panel, click the Modems icon. 2). In the Modem Properties dialog box, select the modem that will be changed settingnya and click on the Properties button 3). On the General tab, change the Maximum Speed to 115,200. 4). Move to the Connection tab and click the Port Settings button. 5). From the dialog box Advanced Port Settings, put a check on the Use FIFO buffers. Then change the Receive Buffer and Transmit Buffer 14 to 16. Then click OK. 6). Click the Advanced button, check mark the Use Flow Control. Then select the radio button Hardware. In the Extra Settings, fill with & C1 & D2E1Q0V1X4% C0 S7 = 55 S11 = 55 S0 = 0.

·         Both ways 1. From the Control Panel, click the System icon. 2. Move to the Device Manager tab. 3. On the Ports (COM & LPT), select the port used by your modem and click the Properties button. 4. Moving to Port Settings tab. 5. In the Bits per second, with 921,600 contents.

·         Third way 1. Open the System.ini file located in C: \ Windows. 2. In the [386Enh], add the COM1Buffer = 16,384. Change COM1 with port used by the modem. I hope managed OK! This because I've wearied and It Works!

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Using Poem in Learning English Deepens in Junior High School

The Outline

1.       Preliminary

1.1.    Explaining about the background of Learning English in Junior High School.

1.2.    Describing the problems of teaching English in schools.

1.3.    Describing the fact that the teachers were afraid of using poem as a teaching material.

2.       Content

2.1.    Exposing about the meaning of poem.

2.2.    Displaying the meaning theories of poem from the experts.

2.3.    Explaining about how to understand poem.

2.4.    Describing about teaching and using poem in English language learning.

3.       Conclusion

Exposing about the obligation of teachers to teach English language and from the content of paper position, we can know that the use of poem as a teaching material is not something to be avoided again.

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